All Definitions

A 7-hour negotiation resulting in a 20-minute nap — by you, not the kid.

A meal that must happen immediately after eating.

The act of letting another child see your toy before screaming.

A government conspiracy. Has never occurred in nature.

If Mom has food → it's mine. If I have food → still mine.

The science of limbs tripling in size at buckle time.

A bedtime promise legally binding until sunrise.

A colorful experiment testing the limits of washable paint.

Begging a tiny monarch to pee while they whisper 'no.'

A sacred bond between a parent and silence.