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Sharing
The act of letting another child see your toy before screaming.
Full Definition:
A theoretical concept in which ownership becomes temporarily optional. Research indicates sharing only occurs when: the toy is broken, the toy belongs to someone else, or a parent is watching with threatening eyes. The International Toddler Court has ruled that 'I had it first' supersedes all known property laws.
Sample Usage:
"They're learning to share, which means I'm refereeing cage matches."
Parent Accuracy Rating:⭐⭐⭐⭐