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Art Project
A colorful experiment testing the limits of washable paint.
Full Definition:
A controlled disaster involving glitter, glue, and parental regret. Art projects begin with Pinterest-worthy ambitions and end with the realization that 'washable' is a legal term, not a promise. Side effects include permanent carpet stains, glitter in your eyeballs for 6-8 months, and the haunting question: 'Why did I buy googly eyes?'
Sample Usage:
"We did an art project. The dog is blue now."
Parent Accuracy Rating:⭐⭐⭐⭐