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Potty Training
Begging a tiny monarch to pee while they whisper 'no.'
Full Definition:
A psychological thriller in which parents attempt to convince a tyrant that toilets are superior to diapers. Success rates hover near 12%. Potty training involves elaborate bribery schemes, public accidents, and the slow realization that your child is in complete control. The WHO recommends wine.
Sample Usage:
"Potty training is going great, if by great you mean we're hostages."
Parent Accuracy Rating:⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐