About KidsExplained

Welcome to KidsExplained.com, the internet's leading source of completely fake parenting advice and mock-scientific research.

We are a team of exhausted parents who decided that if we can't sleep, we might as well make jokes. Every definition, article, and "study" on this site is satirical, fictional, and written by people who are running on coffee and spite.

Our Mission

To provide parents with scientifically inaccurate definitions of common parenting phenomena, so they can laugh, share, and feel slightly less alone in the chaos.

Disclaimer

This is a parody website. Nothing here is real advice. We are not doctors, psychologists, or qualified professionals of any kind. We are just tired.

If you need actual parenting advice, please consult a pediatrician, therapist, or literally anyone but us.

Contact

Want to share your own parenting horror stories? Have suggestions for definitions we should add? Send us a carrier pigeon or a strongly worded email. We probably won't respond because we're busy negotiating bedtime.