Parent Survival Store
Essential gear for surviving parenthood. Mostly coffee and noise cancellation.
Kids Explained: A Parenting Guide With Absolutely No Answers
The definitive guide to understanding absolutely nothing. Now in paperback form so you can throw it across the room when it doesn't help.
Caffeine Bullet Chocolate Orange 85mg Caffeine per Chew
Coffee in chewable form. The future is now.
Delicious Snack Bars for New Moms from Oat Mama
For when they claim they're starving 5 minutes after dinner.
Snack Smart: Candy Carnival Healthy Gummy Variety Pack
Allegedly healthy. They'll still demand real candy.
Wellious - The Viral 4-Ingredient Protein Powder
You need nutrition. This is easier than cooking.
AIRMSEN 2-System Coffee Maker with 3 Brewing Modes
Because 6 AM comes fast and angry.
Professional Espresso Coffee Machine
Because regular coffee isn't cutting it anymore.
Sleep Headphones Wireless Bluetooth 5.4 Headband
Block out the 'Mom? Mom? Mom?' at 2 AM.
The Whole-Brain Child: 12 Revolutionary Strategies to Nurture Your Child's Developing Mind
On your nightstand, unread since 2019.
How to Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk
Spoiler: they still won't listen.
Large Magic Handwriting Practice Copybook
They'll never actually practice. You'll feel productive buying it.
Myo-Inositol & D Chiro Inositol Capsules with Folate, Vitamin D3
Hormones are a mess. Science might help.
Vitamin B12 and B6 Liquid Drops
Energy. Brain function. Heart support. You need all three.
Sleep Better, Wake Beautiful, Satin Sleep Masks
Pretend you're asleep. Sometimes it works.
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