Affiliate Disclosure

The Honest Truth

This website contains affiliate links, primarily to Amazon. That means if you click a link and buy something, we might earn a small commission. And by "small," we mean enough to buy one (1) coffee. Maybe two if it's on sale.

How It Works

When we recommend a product (like noise-canceling headphones or emergency chocolate), we include an Amazon affiliate link. If you click that link and make a purchase, Amazon gives us a tiny percentage of the sale. It doesn't cost you anything extra—you pay the same price whether you use our link or not.

Our Promise

We only recommend products that we genuinely think are funny, useful, or relevant to the joke. We're not going to shill random garbage just for a commission. We have some integrity. Not much, but some.

Amazon Associates Program

KidsExplained.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.

In other words: we're trying to monetize our exhaustion. Thank you for supporting our parody empire.