toddlerlogicphilosophy
Toddler Logic
If Mom has food → it's mine. If I have food → still mine.
Full Definition:
A complete philosophical system based on radical self-interest and immediate gratification. Key theorems include: 1) All food is mine until proven inedible, 2) If I can't have it, no one can, 3) Crying is a valid argument, 4) Yesterday's rules don't apply today. Mathematicians describe toddler logic as 'chaos wearing shoes.'
Sample Usage:
"According to toddler logic, bath time is optional but YouTube is essential."
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