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Quiet Time
A government conspiracy. Has never occurred in nature.
Full Definition:
A mythical period during which children allegedly remain silent. Biologists have yet to document a single instance of quiet time in captive or wild toddlers. Parents who claim their children have 'quiet time' are either lying or medicated. The UN classifies quiet time as fiction.
Sample Usage:
"I asked for quiet time and they started a drum circle."
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