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Screen Time
A sacred bond between a parent and silence.
Full Definition:
The emergency parenting tool deployed when all other options have failed. Screen time allows parents to experience fleeting moments of peace while their children consume hypnotic content designed by algorithm overlords. Medical professionals recommend limiting screen time to 'however long you need to not lose your mind.'
Sample Usage:
"I'm against screen time, which is why we watch 6 hours a day."
Parent Accuracy Rating:⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐