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Bedtime
A 7-hour negotiation resulting in a 20-minute nap — by you, not the kid.
Full Definition:
The legal proceeding wherein a minor cites 'one more water' as precedent. Characterized by repeated bathroom visits, sudden thirst, forgotten prayers, and existential questions about death. Studies show bedtime begins approximately 2 hours before the child actually sleeps, and ends precisely when the parent falls unconscious on the floor.
Sample Usage:
"We started bedtime in 2019 and remain in talks."
Parent Accuracy Rating:⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐