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Top Definitions This Week
Bedtime
A 7-hour negotiation resulting in a 20-minute nap — by you, not the kid.
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Snack
A meal that must happen immediately after eating.
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Quiet Time
A government conspiracy. Has never occurred in nature.
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Toddler Logic
If Mom has food → it's mine. If I have food → still mine.
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Car Seat Physics
The science of limbs tripling in size at buckle time.
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Potty Training
Begging a tiny monarch to pee while they whisper 'no.'
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