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Sleep Training Myths Every Exhausted Parent Believes

Spoiler alert: that 12-week sleep book is fiction.

November 6, 2025

Every new parent buys <a href="https://amzn.to/4hKDfwo" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Twelve Hours Sleep by Twelve Weeks</a> with hope in their hearts. We're here to tell you the truth: it's a beautiful lie.

**Myth #1: Babies Sleep Through the Night at 12 Weeks** Reality: Some babies sleep through the night at 12 weeks. Yours won't. Neither will your neighbor's, despite what she posts on Instagram.

**Myth #2: Consistent Bedtime Routine Works** Reality: You can do the same routine for 473 nights straight. On night 474, your child will reject the entire concept of sleep.

**Myth #3: Sleep Training Takes 3 Days** Reality: It takes 3 days for your child to learn the new routine. Then they unlearn it overnight just to mess with you.

**Myth #4: Once They Sleep, They Always Sleep** Reality: Sleep regressions exist at 4 months, 8 months, 12 months, 18 months, 2 years, and randomly forever.

**What Actually Works:**

1. <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086ZK8GTL?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.NQKHJQJNCAW6&linkCode=tr1&tag=fwc26affiliat-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.NQKHJQJNCAW6_1762615649246" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Sleep masks</a> for YOU because if baby isn't sleeping, at least you can block out reality.

2. <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F62STS3Y?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.10PSZDFHW9V3H&linkCode=tr1&tag=fwc26affiliat-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.10PSZDFHW9V3H_1762615537653" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Sleep headphones</a> to listen to calming sounds while your child screams.

3. <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DF22F5QW?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1OO1SPIYCNQ7J&linkCode=tr1&tag=fwc26affiliat-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1OO1SPIYCNQ7J_1762615241903" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Professional espresso machine</a> for 3 AM when you give up.

4. Lower your expectations to survival mode.

The truth about sleep training: every child is different, every method contradicts another, and eventually they do sleep—around age 18 when they leave for college.

Sleep Survival Tools

Weighted Lavender Sleep Mask

For when you're the one who needs sleep training.

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Professional Espresso Machine

Because coffee at 3 AM is a lifestyle.

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